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Joke of the Day

"There's no point to a dull knife."

"I'd brag about my pride... But I'd be lion."

"(NSFW) What is the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich. I Don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it."

"Why girls live longer than boys???? SHOPPING"" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,""PAYING the ""BILLS"" does"

"A real man can feel embarrassed only two times in his life... the first time when he can't manage the second time, and the second time when he can't manage the first time."

"question about god? if god can do anything can he do nothing?"

"Now I'm not saying that your new girlfriend is a slut.. but Bermuda Triangle has swallowed fewer seamen."

"On a scale of Alligator to Gorilla.... How shitty of a parent are you?"

"What did Jesus say to the Mexicans? Don't do anything until I get back"

"I stay away from granny Smith. She's just too tart for me."