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Joke of the Day
"I liked Kim Jong-un better when he sang Gangnam Style."
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"The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physicist while he chugs the last of his beer... The strange charm of a top down bottom's up"
"My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.... She's inflatable."
"Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy? One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater."
"Did you hear what happened to Lithium? He was arrested for battery charges. Some say he's bi-polar."
"Cac mau ong ho nu ep mang en su sang trong quy phai cho chi em ong ho nu 2015"
"After reading about Rihanna's thug life tattoo, I think we all owe Chris Brown an apology."
"What's a zergling's favourite newspaper? The Guardian."
"Can someone come to my house and tie me to my toilet? I keep falling off. I shit, you knot."
"I act like Pacman at parties. I walk around the room eating everything in site and avoiding everyone."