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Joke of the Day

"why did Adele cross the street? To say hello...from the other side"

"It's not that I'm suicidal but jumping off a building onto a trampoline held by firemen sounds like so much fun."

"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They get to smell the goods but they never get to eat them"

"Why was the ghost sad? A lot of different reasons."

"The parking spot on Richard III's grave was restricted... Only two-door cars were allowed."

"What do you call a rapping egg? Over-easy E"

"Someone on my street has taken up the clarinet, which has inspired me to take up the sniper rifle..."

"Hey hedgehogs, how about leaving some hedges for the rest of us?"

"Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action."

"I'm too young to be too old for everything."