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Joke of the Day
"Rest in peace, boiling water. You shall be mist."
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"To all the Bernie supporters... This isn't the first time a Clinton has left a bad taste in someone's mouth."
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."
"Everyone knows that your eyebrows are drawn on, we just wish you'd make them lightning bolts once in a while."
"Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?"
"yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis."
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYEE"
"Juliet: yo I'm dead Romeo: same Juliet: OR AM I..."
"How do you catch a politician? With a special interest group, or evidence of a sex scandal."
"When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07"