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Joke of the Day

"yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis."

"I opened my fortune-cookie. There was nothing inside. Does that mean i have no future?"

"What kind of weed do muslims smoke? Quranic"

"There are two types of people in this world :) and (:"

"I can't tell jokes about the Titanic anymore... I just get a sinking feeling when I do."

"I think I finally found your G-Spot. It's been in my wallet the whole time."

"Nobody told Ahmed about the clock change so he blew himself up in the garage."

"I'm trying not to get an erection... But it's hard."

"I'm going to make a heavy metal band ... and call it Lead Zeppelin."

"An astronaut squirrel, a snail that meows, crab with a whale as a daughter. Dear creators of spongebob, pass the drugs."