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Joke of the Day
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYEE"
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"Why did Adrian Peterson beat his son? Because it's easier than beating New England."
"Getting white carpet installed, then inviting everyone over for a spaghetti sauce and red wine party."
"What do snakes use to build clocks? Metal Gears"
"just mowed the backyard [idiot mocking voice] ""but deg what will u do this weekend?"" hell, the way it grows i'll be able to mow sunday idiot"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It can be a load of shit."
"banned from the horse lovers facebook page again for unloading a litany of ableist slurs on photo of a shetland pony"
"Two peanuts walk into a bar And one was assaulted"
"What do you call an italian hooker (with part 2) A pastatute Where does a pastatute live? The spaghetto"
"My gf was a virgin until recently ;) Too bad I still am."