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Joke of the Day

"To all the Bernie supporters... This isn't the first time a Clinton has left a bad taste in someone's mouth."

"Two flies are sitting on a toilet. One gets pissed off."

"An ion walked up to Lost and Found and reported that he had lost an electron. The clerk asked:are you sure? The ion replied :Yes, I am positive.VCN"

"Hey, guy from the gym with lifting gloves still on, you can take them off now, you're in Starbucks."

"My ex wife is like the Mona Lisa I mean, she's not that pretty or anything, but I would be damn near ecstatic if I came home and found her hanging in the living room"

"The Westboro Babtist Church is planning to picket Reddit two days after their IAmA. No, seriously. http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html"

"A chemistry lab is like a rave some drop acid and some drop base."

"""Are you sexually ac-"" [my doctor looks up at me] [he marks no]"

"Sure, I could agree with you.... Buy why should we BOTH be wrong?"

"Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !"