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Joke of the Day

"It's pancake day already? That sure creped up fast."

"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is a little heavier and the other is a little lighter."

"You'd be surprised how many strangers will let you hug them when you approach with open arms & a big smile. None. I've been stabbed 3 times"

"I was going to buy a greek yogurt today, every little helps. Come on guys, lets pull together."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!"

"Whoever named the seesaw probably didn't get another chance to name stuff."

"Gather round children, and let me tell ye the story of the black forest ham"

"I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money..I'm sorry. but I've moved on."

"Earthworms will always laugh at a poop joke... They really eat that shit up."

"Who is the most musical Canadian heroine? Laura C-Chord."