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Joke of the Day
"I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money..I'm sorry. but I've moved on."
Next Joke
"How do jewish people like their foreskins? [removed]"
"The past, the present and the future had a meeting. It was tense in there."
"Dad, what is a cross-dresser? Ask your mother, he knows."
"I should probably never be a mom considering I'd rather drop a baby in a puddle than my iPhone"
"I was so close to a threesome last night Only fell 2 people short"
"An elephant joke... What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Plenty o' room."
"I went tonthe zoo and all they had was one small dog and an empty gorilla enclosure... It was a shotzu."
"WHY DO WE ALLOW OTHER COUNTRIES TO TAG THEIR NAME ON TO SOMETHING AND SELL US LIES WHEN THEY DO IT WRONG? CANADIAN BACON? ENGLISH MUFFINS?"
"Just a heads up guys, M. Night Shyamalan dug a hole in my backyard and has been filming Mark Wahlberg yelling at it for 6 months now."