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Joke of the Day
"Gather round children, and let me tell ye the story of the black forest ham"
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"My husband and I are trying to set up a new password for our computer. My husband puts, ""Mypenis,"" and I fall on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, ""Error. Not long enough."""
"A naked man broke into a church this morning... After a 30 minute chase, the police finally caught him by the organ."
"A person walks into a bar. Ouch."
"Q: When driving through fog what should you use? A: Your car."
"Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas? I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time."
"Two muffins are baking in an oven ... And one muffin turns to the other one and says, ""Wow, it's pretty darn hot in here."" The other muffin says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""
"What do you call a group of squid? A squad"
"I once stood 2 Twix bars up. Allahu Snackbar! (It was originally ""Allahu Akbar"", but u/Disagreeing_Man made it funnier.)"
"What do you get when you cross a Joke with a rhetorical question?"