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Joke of the Day
"Earthworms will always laugh at a poop joke... They really eat that shit up."
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"Why Marriage is Difficult Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers."
"Good cop: where's the body? Bad cop: answer him! *pounds table* Jenga cop: God damn it!"
"The boy is putting whipped cream on the cat. I think he may have overheard a conversation he didn't understand quite so well."
"What's the fat person's favourite football club? KFC."
"What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet! =D"
"[death row] GUARD: Ok, here's your last meal. Bon appetit. CAT: *slowly pushes meal off table*"
"Your mama is so fat... If she falls she drops harder than Skrilex..."
"a man goes to a library and asks for a book on suicide......... Librarian stares at him for a while, then asks: Who's gonna bring it back ?"
"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously."