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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!"
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"I walked into a gas station & a woman handed me a free slice of pizza Either Iowa is the nicest state in America or I've just been poisoned"
"Q: What does a horny toad say? A: Rubbit"
"One mans trash... ""One man's rubbish is another man's treasure"" is a fantastic Idiom. But it's a horrible way to tell your kid that he's adopted."
"[Cannibal Restaurant] Waiter: Need anything else? Cannibal: No, I'm stuffed. I can't even finish this. Could I get a body bag?"
"if ur mom kisses the dog he becomes ur dad"
"You don't have to like me. I'm not a Facebook status.."
"I don't trust stairs They are always up to something."
"Q: What kind of monkey can fly? A: A hot air baboon."
"I get erections are funerals. Guess you could say I have mourning wood."