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Joke of the Day
"I was going to buy a greek yogurt today, every little helps. Come on guys, lets pull together."
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"Why don't woman have urinals in their bathroom Because they would clog it up with their tampons. HA HA j/k"
"I like my slave like I like my frees Coffee."
"What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming? My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes."
"How do you keep idiots in suspense?......"
"My mom has a habit of replying my texts with NOTED Me:I love you Mom: NOTED Me:Rebels have come and abducted your husband Mom: NOTED"
"Why did 10 die? He was caught in the middle of 9/11."
"What Google Drive app is reserved for Jews? Google Gasroom"
"Thanks for yelling at me and calling me names on the internet. I have the same opinion as you do now"