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Joke of the Day
"What's brown, and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
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"Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind."
"I've had enough of this shit. I thought to myself as i sat on the toilet for 3 hours."
"I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help."
"I got catcalled by the garbagemen outside my house this morning... They know a good piece of trash when they see one."
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan."
"Why do gay clubs float so well? They're flambuoyant."
"There is no point of running away form a sniper. You will die from exhaustion."
"Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach? He didn't want people to see his tan lines."
"How often do I see alligators? Ocajunally"