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Joke of the Day
"What's brown, and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
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"My wife wants to have a kid... I bought her a goldfish and told her to wait a few million years."
"Wear jeans every day and nobody cares. Wear a shirt twice in a row and you're suddenly homeless in the eyes of everyone."
"Terms Of Sex Satisfaction. In Terms Of Sex Satisfaction Woman Is Like A Road & Man Is Like A Traveler The Traveler Gets Tired But The Road Never Ends."
"What does Batman put in his drink? Just ice"
"MTV has named Miley Cyrus the best artist of 2013. Kinda fitting I guess, since MTV has no idea what music is anymore..."
"Why did the salad cross the road? To get away from the PETA convention."
"What's Italian Alzheimer's sound like? ""Whoa! fuggodaboutit!"""
"Do you know what's the hardest about being a narcissist? Well, when I'm looking in the mirror, me."
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection? A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum"