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Joke of the Day
"I just bought some land with a stranger and now we have a lot in common."
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"You're the shampoo in the eyes of my life."
"What do you call a person who enjoy mondays? Unemployed"
"I once watched two guys arguing in sign language. Either that, or they were both really bad at martial arts."
"This girl was banging on my door all night Eventually i had to let her out."
"Go to a fancy restaurant. Order the lobster. Order it alive. When it comes, order food for your new pet lobster. Then take lobster home."
"*acts sassy* *flips hair* *walks into a wall*"
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler."
"I like my women like I like my coffee All ground up and in the freezer."
"Standing closer to me in line right up my ass will not make it go faster. Back the fuck up you faggott"