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Joke of the Day

"What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin."

"What's the best part about a hooker dying on you? The second hour's free."

"Menstruation jokes are never funny... Period."

"*slips on a banamna peel* *lifts up banamna peel w/ end of pen* somone get the detective,. somwhere out there, theres a nude banana"

"I knew this neighborhood was classy enough for me when I saw there is a ""Pregnant Only"" parking spot in front of the Liquor store."

"What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand? Irish handcuffs."

"Sometimes I enjoy my steak undercooked, but that's rare."

"What's a pirate's favourite letter? You'd think ""R"", but his first love be the ""C""."

"What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean? A Dell - Rolling In The Deep"

"Don't you hate it when you misjudge a moment of silence and lean in for a kiss. Worst police interrogation ever."