203990

Joke of the Day

"Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards? Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor"

Next Joke
 
"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium -old but good"
"What's another word for ""thesaurus""? Steven Wright joke, iirc."
"Detective: how were u able to do it? Serial Killer: thanks to the flexibility of Uber. I was able to work my own hours and still murder"
"So I'm going down on this homeless woman. And then she wakes up!"
"Why is camping so much fun? It's intense!"
"Build a fire for a man and he will be warm for a night... Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
"Why cant Skrillex go fishing? ...because he always drops the bass."
"What do you call a weed smoker with abs? A Narc."
"As a professional standup comedian I never do self-derogatory jokes I keep my personal life away from my professional life."
Terms & Privacy