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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? My girlfriend knows about my wife."
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"Diarrhea is heredity in my family It runs in our genes"
"Why do Mexicans eat beans? so they can take bubble baths."
"What do you call two gay scientists breaking up? A homolytic fission."
"What did the lesbian vampire say to her lover? See you next month"
"What's great when you're at work, and terrible when you're in bed? Getting off early"
"What is the name of your friend's advisor? Budweiser"
"My NY friends complain I never have to shovel in LA. Yeah? You think these heaps of broken dreams will get off the sidewalk themselves?"
"Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye? Because she was seeing somebody on the side."
"My girlfriend asked me to get her off. I told her it was a little cold outside to be needing bug spray."