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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two gay scientists breaking up? A homolytic fission."

"Skipping School Grandpa: ""Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!"" Boy: ""No you go hide. I told her you were dead!"""

"What made the world stop being Blue? The new softcap limits"

"I requested the number 867-5309 from my cellular provider because I like being annoyed to the point of rage."

"Me: ""Can I buy you a drink?"" Her: ""I have a boyfriend."" Me to barman: ""A beer for me and a 'I have a boyfriend' for the lady."""

"Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding? He heard the reception was going to be terrible..."

"How do you make a dead baby float? Nail a piece of styrofoam to its head."

"What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be? A nail gun"

"What's the difference between matter and a hormone? You can't make matter."

"Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him.."