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Joke of the Day

"Ladies, if Men had PMS they'd get into fist fights, defraud partners, start wars, abuse women, stop paying child support..HEY-wait a minute!"

"if theres liquid water on mars i dont care about it. im not going to drink it"

"What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !"

"[at aquarium] ""Kids, the blowfish is named bc of its cheeks"" BLOWFISH: [taps glass] actually that's a common misconception, got any cocaine?"

"I dressed up for Halloween today.. I went as someone who suffers from dyslexia"

"(Dirty!) Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."

"'Say it with flowers' Send a wreath"

"N: Why are you picking up rocks? M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone."

"I went to a Black Supremacy party last night, and I have to say it really wasn't all that bad. It was definitely cracka lackin'."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change shit."