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Joke of the Day

"Why is craving karma points ironic? Because it's pointless."

"People ranked their favorite meats...but the survey was flawed and inconsequential. The steaks weren't very high"

"Korean hot dogs [My wife came up with this joke] If hot dogs made from turkey are called turkey dogs... Then Koreans eat doggie dogs."

"McDonald's should have an express drive thru lane just for people who need french fries."

"Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)"

"Overheard in 2nd grade class today: ""Do your work! Santa's watching right now."" ""Yeah, my mom told me that ship has sailed for me long ago."""

"I tried to catch some fog the other day.. I mist."

"Sometimes it's fun to pretend that all old people are part of a 'who can take the most steps over the shortest distance' contest"

"I came up with this when I was three years old. What do you call an egg that's scared? A chicken egg."

"On the way into work I dropped my doughnut on the sidewalk. You read about these things, but never think it'll happen to you."