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Joke of the Day
"Why is craving karma points ironic? Because it's pointless."
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"So a 14 year old girl goes to the doctor for a checkup... He puts the stethoscope up to her heart and says, ""Big breaths."" And she says, ""Thankth! I grew them mythelf!"""
"What's the difference between a skilled magician and a women's choir? Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts..."
"When is a door not a door? How the hell is ajar supposed to work with this? Adoor and ajar? 'Cuse me?"
"Guy paying for condoms at Walgreens got asked if he needed a bag He said back to cashier, ""Nah, her face ain't that bad."""
"What do you call a white woman that identifies as black? TransRachel - credit Jennie"
"I am now referring to my parents as numbers like you guys refer to your kids. 72 & 70 are coming to visit, send wine."
"I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet, but only for about 30 seconds."
"if the sun is such a cool and great star then why do all the other stars leave when it shows up"
"[Request] Jokes or puns about a broken arm. Friend broke his arm and I'm trying to cheer him up, can be insulting if you want."