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Joke of the Day
"The country would be a lot better off if the South had won the war..... ...General Lee speaking"
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"My wife told me she thought the clone troopers were kinda hot I told her she might have a Fettish."
"What does Michael Jackson and Santa Clause have in common? They both like to come down your shoot."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie me home I'm tired !"
"That's a nicece ham you have there. Would be a shame if someone put a ""s"" at the start and a ""e"" at the end."
"Label every torrent you upload with your e-mail address and other contact information so peers can thank you"
"Why are ballerinas so vigilant? They are always kept on their toes."
"Two cannibals are having a chat... ""I've become a vegetarian you know."" ""But I just saw you eat that man!"" ""He was a Swede"""
"Wife: Tell me how many women you fucked during your 5 year trip. Husband: None! Wife: For every one that you tell me I'll give you a hundred dollars Husband: I don't need your 36000 dollars!"
"Need a clean joke about sexually transmitted diseases for my presentation tomorrow. Please help! Update: I chose to go with ""my name is _____ _____ and I have STDs... (pause) as my topic"""