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Joke of the Day
"The country would be a lot better off if the South had won the war..... ...General Lee speaking"
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"A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it as long as you want but it won't go anywhere."
"How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !"
"Since I live my financial life under water I decided to put a ""Beware of sharks"" sign in my front yard."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know"
"Nothing says you don't trust your family like pre-payment of your funeral"
"What's 69?... (NSFW) A great sexual position. What's 6.9? A great sexual position interrupted by a period."
"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Because he was out standing in his field"
"Forget ""once you go black you never go back"" I say ""For that special occasion go caucasian"""
"Damn girl, are you the Sunday crossword because I want to spend all day doing you..."