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Joke of the Day
"What band was Harambe In? Gorillaz"
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"""Can I axe you something?"" is actually grammatically correct, if you're a polite lumberjack"
"I like jokes. Today Good joke is I am a Joke ."
"What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight? There ain't no rest for the wicked"
"A clown sighting was reported at the office this morning but it turns out Karen put her make up on in the car again."
"Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood."
"How do you get past trespassing laws? (Original Joke) Only cross in groups of two"
"Half of all the people who go to an abortion clinic come out alive..."
"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Introduces themself."
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"