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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner? [removed]"
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"Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks."
"What did the tree do when he got really nervous? He SOILed his pants I'll^see^myself^out..."
"I need your best pickup lines I'm going to be in a contest where one section is about giving your best pickup lines. Do you have any good ones?"
"Dude, your girlfriend's tits are so saggy... I bet she walked straight off of page 12 of National Geographic Magazine."
"What does a South American say after someone sneezes? Belize you."
"Do you know what Jafar's original name was? Male-ficient."
"My relationship Looks like vasectomy made a vas deferens to my relationship..."
"I laid my tired head down on my pillow & saw the most terrifying thing I could possibly imagine: My phone. On my dresser. Across the room."
"What did the daddy salt say to his son? ""Stop cracking your NaCles."""