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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks."

"Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms."

"NSFW What's the hardest part of being a pedophile? It's hard to fit in"

"What happened to the brain eating zombie that went to Washington? He starved to death."

"Apparently this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad, dude. My bad."

"What do your child and your dick have in common? If you don't beat it enough, it'll start standing up for itself in public."

"I always leave the room when my son's imaginary friend comes to play. I've seen 'The Sixth Sense' and frankly, I'm not taking any chances."

"Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot? Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits."

"A black man, a muslim and a gypsy were in a car. Who was driving? A police officer."

"What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common? If you're not careful, you can pop a ball."