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Joke of the Day

"Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."

"What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be? D'oh-ta 2"

"What's a statistician's favorite form of art? Data-ism"

"I'm finishing off this bottle of wine because you never know when an asteroid is gonna hit and I'd hate to waste the $6.49 I spent on it."

"What's the difference between a cunt punch and fisting? pants"

"After Dante was Iced He went to the ""Inferno"" cause it was warm :P"

"Apparently, walking up behind a girl in the produce isle with celery in my hand and saying ""I'm stalking you"" was much funnier in my head."

"If a bear attacks you, play dead. Ok good, you're about to feel like this forever"

"I went to a feminist picnic the other day... It was great, apart from the fact that no one made any sandwiches."

"There are 10 types of people those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who mistake it for binary."