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Joke of the Day

"What's a statistician's favorite form of art? Data-ism"

"Didja hear about the new LGBT hockey team gonna play in Boston? (Wait for it ... wait for it ...) Yeah - the Boston Bruouts ..."

"Every time you say you're humble, I want to buy you a dictionary."

"What do you call a musician Trump supporter? A Trump-et"

"What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !"

"What do the NFL and Jail have in common? You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver."

"*enter password* *wrong* *wrong* *wrong* *reset password* ... *new password can't be the same as old password*"

"I had a crazy dream last night that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. When I woke up I was, like, 0mg!"

"A man asks god... Man:""Why did you make women so beautiful?"" God:""So you would love her."" Man:""Then why did you make her so dumb?"" God:""So she would love you."""

"Cowboy:"" Give me three packs of condoms, please."" Cashier:"" Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah...She's purty good lookin'...."""