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Joke of the Day

"hokey pokey The hokey pokey crashed my computer. Stack overflow (You might have to be a programmer to appreciate this)"

"Have you heard about the fire in the shoe factory? Hundreds of soles were lost"

"I bought a push up bra today... It didn't work, I can still only do 2..."

"There was a recall on my hearing aid but I never heard about it."

"What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons."

"A dyslexic man... Walks into a bra."

"What does a meditating cow say? .ooOOOMMMMOOOOOooooo........"

"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me. I live next to two guys who keep reposting a century-old joke"

"rroses are red, violets are blue, Valentine's Day was invented by big corporations so they could sell more anti-depressants"

"Why did the hipster burn their tongue? They ate their dinner before it was cool."