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Joke of the Day

"hokey pokey The hokey pokey crashed my computer. Stack overflow (You might have to be a programmer to appreciate this)"

"The Spanish word of the day is wheelchair. Ex. There's only one donut left, so wheelchair."

"I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane."

"I have conversational ninja skills... People don't notice when I'm talking."

"Why do Asians squint with their eyes? Because bombs are bright."

"Web MD is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book where the ending is always cancer."

"What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet? They're both off and running."

"WINDOWS 10 because SEVEN EIGHT NINE! That's all."

"If people winked in real life as much as they do on the Internet, the world would be about 542.67% creepier."

"The Hamburglar burgled HAM. If he stole burgers, he'd be called the Hamburgerburglar."