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Joke of the Day

"How come Django's wife never hears Django coming? The D is silent."

"Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math !"

"What is something that you can never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner."

"Sexism wouldn't exist if it weren't for your women's opinions."

"What the lifelong atheist said when he reached the Pearly Gates. I'll be damned!"

"I am being so rude. Apologies. Google, is there anything you want to ask me?"

"What is hard when it goes in your mouth but comes out soft and sticky? A gumball."

"You know what Victoria's Secret is.. Over charging you for a tiny piece of fabric that can be pushed aside by a tongue."

"Are you a work of art? Because it looks like Picasso painted you."

"Caitlin Jenner's name should be Trans Trans Jenner"