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Joke of the Day

"Why are glasses required to do math? because you need it for davision"

"Poor kids at sandy hook... They wished for books but they just got magazines."

"I'd rather be with a man who blows his load too soon rather than starts singing too soon in a song. How embarrassing for both of us."

"Rihanna says, ""chains & whips excite me."" I doubt her ancestors felt the same way..."

"What do you call a family of redheads? Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: ""Ginger-bred"" instead."

"A thimble, a battleship, a car, a wheelbarrow, a top hat, a dog, a shoe, and an iron walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind here, can't be part of a Monopoly."""

"Taking BuzzFeed's millennialness quiz. Apparently having mental health issues and not knowing your gender is 100% millennial."

"Why do the Vietnamese never eat fruits? Because they had a bad experience with oranges."

"I've always wondered why china have such a high population. Today I found out, their Condoms are made in China!"

"How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish? He yelled, ""A u, fish!"""