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Joke of the Day

"why didn't the escaped peasant want to go to the beach? he was scared that he'd end up serfing again"

"Yo momma so poor... that ducks throw bread at her. I fucking lost my shit at a [6]!"

"My epileptic son loves our new Christmas tree. You should see how excited he gets when we turn on the lights."

"What's a mathematician's favorite plant? Geometry"

"I remain convinced that the only people who can gracefully sprint in stilettos are prostitutes."

"What gets bigger every time I see my wife? My wife."

"How many gays does it take to put in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes a whole emergency room to remove it."

"Being illiterate and having a girlfriend would be easy. They'd be like ""did you get my text?"" and you could just be like ""I can't read."""

"Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang? A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of."

"Chocolate P Women only like three things. 1. Chocolate 2. Penis 3.Chocolate Penis"