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Joke of the Day

"My epileptic son loves our new Christmas tree. You should see how excited he gets when we turn on the lights."

"How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a cab?"

"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin"

"What did one quantum frog say to the other? Quibit."

"I'd make an Apple joke... But they'd probably remove it."

"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the other side."

"The Mongols In the early days of their empire the mongols were openly mocked by their enemies for being so small and weak. Needless to say, Genghis khan really *stepped* up to the challenge."

"[wife leaving for the weekend] ""Baby formula is in the cupbo--"" ""I think I know how to make a baby. Now go & enjoy your dad's funeral."""

"I like when players of opposite teams hug after the game as if to say, ""We're all so very, very rich."""

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 'ate' 9 xD"