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Joke of the Day

"My epileptic son loves our new Christmas tree. You should see how excited he gets when we turn on the lights."

"Just got a joke after 2 weeks. Pavlov is sitting down reading a book. All of the sudden the phone rings and he says ""Fuck,I forgot to feed the dogs""."

"Why do christians avoid trigonometry ? because there is alot of sin going on."

"How do you foil a plan? (p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln"

"The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I called my teacher ""mom"" during sex."

"Why weren't the baked beans heating up? They were just chilling"

"If someone stands you up and doesn't call, stay positive. They could be dead."

"Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?"

"Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!"

"What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people"