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"What's a mathematician's favorite plant? Geometry"
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"What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers? Cracka-lackin"
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"What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon? The second one is a race for the cure. Source:http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3180"
"My doctor just told me I have Parkinson's... ...I'm pretty shaken up about it."
"I have to say to you something... something."
"A pony walks into a bar and in a soft and raspy voice says to the bartender, Gimme a beer. The bartender says, Sure buddy, sounds like you got a cough. The pony replies, I'm a little hoarse."
"Google would like to use your current location. Allow/Deny? Allow *100 Google employees throw a party at my house*"
"Van Gogh's girlfriend.. Van Gogh's girlfriend was overwhelmed with emotion when he cut off his ear and gave it to her. She said, ""Oh my love, why did you do it?"" Van Gogh replied, ""pardon?"""