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Joke of the Day

"How did Jim Henson die? He Kermitted suicide"

"While at work ""You must love putin"" ""Why?"" ""Because your a rushin!"""

"What did one deer say to the other after leaving a gay bar? Dude, I can't believe I just blew a hundred bucks."

"How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first."

"A great thing about being single is never having to erase your history tab."

"And Jesus said unto his 12 apostles as he was being nailed to the cross. Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, i'll be back on Monday."

"Romeo and Juliet is a story about two teenagers who save themselves a lot of trouble by avoiding marriage"

"Where does Google and Apple get their weather information? The Cloud."

"Keep clam. I'm dyslexic."

"Now I'm not saying you're old... but if you were milk I'd smell you before pouring you on my cereal."