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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!"
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"A guy once lied about being a broom on the internet... I guess OP was a bundle of sticks."
"The entire plot of spiderman A teenage boy finds out he can shoot white stuff out his body"
"Pretty woman, the kind that don't eat meat Pretty woman, the kind that likes to hug trees Ohoh what can I do? She's making me eat vegan food"
"Exactly when in American history did Americans stop having British accents?"
"How to stop pedophilia worldwide? Kill all the children."
"I was forced to put my grades up for adoption I just couldn't raise them"
"an Irishman, Englishman an Scotsman walk into a bar The bartender says, ""Is this a joke"""
"Daddy, is Santa coming tonight? No sweetie, mommy has a headache."
"I accidentally planted some marijuana seeds on my farm It's all gone to pot"