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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!"
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"This week in Nascar it all comes down to one race... The Caucasians."
"Why do managers like pizza? It comes out of the box"
"Boy to his Girlfriend: Can you tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.... Girl: You have the largest penis among your friends."
"What's the difference between a nun, and a prostitute in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul."
"Been yelling just awful things at people, trying to improve my chef skills."
"Why are gas giants always so happy? Because they're so Jovial."
"Two peanuts walking down the street... one gets *assaulted*."
"How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone? Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry"
"Boss rips employees balls with a hook for being late to work. He was giving him the sack."