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Joke of the Day

"The entire plot of spiderman A teenage boy finds out he can shoot white stuff out his body"

"One potato asks another: -""Are you sure we are related?"" -""Yes I yam!"""

"Imagine if people still used typewriters! We'd have to sit in a giant circle and throw pieces of paper at each other."

"I think this joke is clever. What do you think? How do you turn a metal cutting drill bit into a stone masonry drill bit? Sharpen the tip to 32 degrees."

"French Guns for sale! Never Fired, dropped only once."

"A blonde walks into a laundromat... And says to a worker, ""can you wash this shirt?"" The worker did not hear her and said ""come again?"" The blonde than replies ""no it is mustard this time"""

"This Friday millions of people will risk getting trampled to get the best seat on a car This is commonly referred to as 'Rebecca Black Friday'."

"Funny that when a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she's considered a slut ... but when I do it I'm gay."

"I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy."

"I found the worlds worst thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."