32693
Joke of the Day
"The entire plot of spiderman A teenage boy finds out he can shoot white stuff out his body"
Next Joke
"How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun? Planet"
"I don't get why he counts the beer before he leaves to work... There's never any left when he comes home. Idiot."
"I stopped leaning against walls because I couldn't trust the establishment..."
"""I'm so nervous,... ...this is the first time that I'm with a prostitute."" ""Just relax and tell me what you like."" ""I like turtles"" :-)"
"If you could have a superpower, what would you pick? Cold War Russia"
"A ladies magazine told me to compliment my wifes booty. So I told her I was glad it wasn't hairy. I need a place to stay"
"I like my women like I like whiskey... ...12 years old and mixed up in coke"
"Life is like a box of chocolates It ends faster for fat people"
"You know that pestering someone because the don't watch the same TV shows as you isn't a personality, right?"