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Joke of the Day
"A guy once lied about being a broom on the internet... I guess OP was a bundle of sticks."
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"Doctors recommend that you drink 8 glasses of water a day and don't fall out of a helicopter"
"Woman's rights Not an april fools joke."
"What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old? About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde."
"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and a dirty bus stop? One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean!"
"Whenever my ex-girlfriend regrets her abortion... ...she just calls and talks to me for an hour."
"Does syria have any walmarts? No, only targets."
"Girl hey what's up? Boy if i tell you, will you sit on it? Sex is like a misdmeanor, the kore i miss it, the meaner i get."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? She wanted to lay it on the line."
"Interviewer: so your last job you worked in IT? Me: no, it says ""worked it"" I: worked what? [disco ball drops] [rips off pants] Me: ""it"""