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Joke of the Day
"an Irishman, Englishman an Scotsman walk into a bar The bartender says, ""Is this a joke"""
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"Chuck Norris joke cause it's been a long time. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise."
"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? The headline said ""Small Medium at Large"""
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter"
"I'm going to open a restaurant and call it I Don't Care. So us men can finally take u women to the place u want to go to when we ask"
"What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!"
"""I'm telling you, it's all or nothing,"" the exterminator explains to Noah, ""I can't just leave 2 woodworm. It doesn't work like that."""
"We decided to name our unborn child something that represents where it was conceived. Only 7 more months until baby Uber is born!"
"They should really replace, ""I now pronounce you man and wife"" with ""FINISH HIM!!"""
"What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names"