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Joke of the Day
"Hoe many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan."
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"I was addicted to hokey pokey But then I turned myself around"
"He said I reminded him of the girl from The Ring. We laughed and laughed, and then I put an axe in his back and ate his soul."
"Two Mexicans fall of a cliff at the exact same time. Who wins? Society."
"How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Stick a nipple on it."
"I told a chemistry joke once but there was no reaction"
"I'm just like Bob Marley but not black or Jamaican or talented or dead but my hair gets tangly ."
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot you fucking racist."
"Friend: Don't come on too strong is my dating tip. [At the restaurant] Her: Can you pass the salt, please? Me: Sorry, it's too heavy."
"*Feels the cool breeze caressing my skin* Cool breeze: I have a girlfriend"