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Joke of the Day
"What does a man with five dicks wear? Pants that fit like a glove."
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"Kendall Jenner walks into a restaurant, the concierge greets her by saying 'Good evening, Miss Jenner.' She responds 'Please, call me Kendall...' '...Miss Jenner is my father.'"
"I've always wanted to be a plumber But it's probably just a pipe dream."
"We should teach North Korea a lesson and send them James Franco."
"I convinced my son he has asthma so I wouldn't have to waste a bunch of money on team sports."
"After the delicious brownies have all been consumed following my funeral, a video of me will inform everyone that they just ate my ashes."
"just found out today that monkeys don't lay eggs. so what have i been buying on craigslist. what have i been eating"
"What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News? ""We're going to build a wall"""
"Do you know what is 4 inches in length, 2 inches in diameter, and drives women fucking crazy? An empty toilet paper roll."
"Why did the marine park worker feel aimless? Because they lacked porpoises."