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"Knock knock I can't believe you felt for it :)"
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"A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. ""Which side is it best to lie on?"" she asked. ""The side that pays your fee"" replied the doctor."
"What's the highest story of any building? Floor 20"
"I was going to make a joke about anal... But fuck it"
"The engineer goes to the bathroom and takes a dump. Because everything these assholes do is shit"
"Two flies are on a toilet seat. One gets pissed off."
"ITEMS EVERY WOMAN SHOULD OWN: -Little Black Dress -Cute flats -Strappy s- ok now that the men have stopped reading, we revolt at dawn."
"Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions? They're not hole-y."
"Moses was the first person to use Control-C as a shortcut"
"Some people are so obnoxiously stupid all that comes to mind while listening to them is WHAT IS IT LIKE TO CONTINUOUSLY SUCK DONKEY DICKS?!"