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Joke of the Day

"*at casino* When he hands you $100 and asks you to go get chips, do not ask him Doritos or Lays. Get both. It will leave him speechless."

"Atheism is non-prophet organization."

"If a grandpa has a child with his granddaughter he's a great grandpa... but a horrible father."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly this dick in your mouth."

"The world's finest super spy at work: an interview"

"Two angels run out of weed... One angel is very upset but the other consoles him. ""fear not,"" he says and points at Jesus. ""for he has resin."""

"Her dad said he'd like to see me make an honest woman out of her. I had to resist the urge to tell him that ship sailed long before me."

"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."

"Why did the punk cross the road. He was stapled to the chicken."

"A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog stand and says ""Make me one with everything"""