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Joke of the Day

"I submitted 10 puns to a local newspaper, hoping one would make it in. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"Little Johnny strikes again The teacher came up to johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what seperates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence ""the desk""."

"Trumps plan for the wall works. Look at China. They built a fucking wall and you don't see any Mexicans there. Edit: spelling"

"What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball? *makes choking sounds*"

"Did you hear the one about the man who let a firework off on top of his head? He went out with a bang."

"One of the rudest things you can do is make eye contact with someone eating McDonald's in their car."

"What do you call a fake noodle? ... An ""impasta""!!!!"

"What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US Leader"

"Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor? Because he was in Sidious."

"It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented."