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Joke of the Day

"How about a restaurant where the minute you walk in you lose cell service and your camera app is disabled we'll call it ""ENJOY YOUR LIVES"""

"My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like ""It wasn't that hard."""

"How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany? ""InterNEIN"""

"I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my granddad in that concentration camp during the war. Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion..."

"Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls."

"""If you could be anyone, living or dead, who..."" Me - ""dead"""

"It's easier to take Wales out of the EU... ...than it is to take a Welshman out of the ewe."

"me: hi sloth: HELL!!!! me: ..umm [walks away] sloth: ..oh :("

"Archaeologists have discovered a mummy in Egypt encased in chocolate and surrounded by hazelnuts They are calling it ""The Pharaoh Rocher"""

"What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't? Zikachu."