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Joke of the Day

"You guys are even more beautiful now that I'm wearing my ""wine glasses""."

"Where do weirdos ride their bicycles? Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)"

"What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!"

"Tell me how Dora can be completely bilingual at the age of five, but can't find a stupid apple on a tree behind her?"

"What's a star trek fans favourite drink? Picardi and Kirk"

"I would tell you my joke about necrophelia... But that would be fucking lifeless of me"

"What does the day of election and Taco Tuesday have in common? So much shit is going down today."

"All the good Liam Neeson jokes are Taken."

"My Abuela voted for the first time yesterday morning! And for the last time a few hours ago."

"Wanna hear a bird joke?! I don't have one... This is hawkward."