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Joke of the Day
"Where do weirdos ride their bicycles? Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)"
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"Mayweather VS. Paqiauo wasn't fair... Mayweather got to practice on his wife."
"""You deleted your search history. Good move. But you forgot about something..."" *cop gets all up in suspect's face* ""Targeted. Banner. Ads."""
"On a first date: Her - So what do you do? Me - I am currently working on eliminating all cancers. Her - Wow, that's impressive! Me - Then I'll move onto Capricons."
"Disney owns Miramax, so the gimp from ""Pulp Fiction"" is technically a Disney Princess."
"If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it as well."
"Just reminding everyone on the sub, 9/11 jokes aren't funny. They're plane wrong."
"What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?... Seeing her box."
"Doctors to Patients The patient says, ""Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."" The doctor says, ""Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."""
"How do you jerk off a sprinter? Pull a fast one."