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Joke of the Day

"What do most women hate to hear while having sex? Honey, I'm home!"

"A dog walks into a bar..... Bartender comes over and asks....""why do you look so rough?"""

"I used to hate my job moving air around... But now I'm a big fan."

"Sad iPad Why was the iPad sad? Someone took a bite out of its Apple."

"What's the worst part about being gay? You cant think straight."

"My girlfriend bought me a bowling ball the other day. She thought i wouldn't like it but, It was right up my alley!"

"Look at this fly rubbing his hands together, what is he up to?"

"My grandmother reads obituary column in the newspaper everyday. It is pretty much like searching for your childhood friends on Facebook."

"Why are the buses in London red? You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes."

"I wanted to rope down this mountain... but I found it quite rappelent."