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Joke of the Day

"Look at this fly rubbing his hands together, what is he up to?"

"What's worse than being told by your doctor that you have gonorrhea? Being told by your dentist"

"America is 5 wars away from receiving a free one."

"My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch It's called lunch"

"I don't feel strongly enough about anything to take the time to join a protest. Unless, maybe, there was some big threat against pizza."

"""Bob's here"" Bob from work or Bob THE HARBINGER OF DEATH *an icy wind blows as black clouds consume the sky* ""Bob from work"" *clouds recede*"

"In a way, I'm happy that Brexit happened. Now I don't need to correct people when they refer to the UK as England."

"Never date an apostrophe... they can be possessive."

"Hug? Said the bunny to the oncoming lawnmower"

"Thanks for letting everyone on facebook know your phone is broken. I was already thinking about never calling or texting you anyway."