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Joke of the Day
"A dog walks into a bar..... Bartender comes over and asks....""why do you look so rough?"""
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"Have you heard about the one-armed super hero? He single handedly stops crime."
"First time posting here. I always found this f$%#ed up, but hilarious. Q: Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars? A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there? Me: Not Lucy."
"Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last guy who had a dream got shot"
"Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? He had lost his contacts!"
"Do you know what Mexicans think about Trump's wall? Who cares, they'll get over it.."
"[at work] Carl, did you get naked when you used the bathroom? *standing there with his shirt & pants on backwards* ""No...why do you ask?"""
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them."
"At first I didn't like having a beard, but it grew on me."
"What's brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr. Dre"