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Joke of the Day
"Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!"
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"Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors."
"I went for a check-up today, the dr. said everything looked good... Then he stuck his finger up my ass and declared everything there was good also.... I think I may need to find a new dentist."
"I was told not to say the word ""Hell"" and should say something else instead... So I said, ""How about H E double dildos."""
"Social media: We're getting rid of chronological order. Everyone: NO! SM: Cool, right?! Everyone: NO! SM: Glad you're excited!"
"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz: ##**They all gave it one star.**"
"Two atoms walk into a party at the Large Hadron Collider... It was full of nerds so they split."
"I love you."
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? It scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"Anyone wanna have a pun war? Just for phun.?"